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« on: October 29, 2008, 08:55:00 AM »

asi pagal aa teray pichay

asi pagal aa teray pichay tu pagal ha kisi hor dy pichay koi hor pagal ha kisi hor dy pichay asi saray pagal aa agay pichay
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« Reply #1 on: October 29, 2008, 08:58:27 AM »

Sardar's english

Interviewer: can you make a sentence

using GREEN, PINK and YELLOW.

Sardar: Yes sure, why not.

My phone rings GREEN GREEN

I PINK it up and say YELLOW
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« Reply #2 on: October 29, 2008, 09:00:18 AM »

Sardar smoking in front of his ABBA

Friend: Oye Abbe De Samne Smoking…!

Sardar: Abba Hi Hai Na,

Koi Petrol Pump Tey Nahi….
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« Reply #3 on: October 29, 2008, 09:13:35 AM »

Love me na please!!

Sardar ji says to a girl: Love me na please!!

The girl said very rudely “Tumhain Love karnay say pehlay main mar na jaon”

Sardar ji said: “Mar jana kisi gharib kai kam na ana”
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« Reply #4 on: October 31, 2008, 11:08:38 AM »

Sardar: BLOOD K bare me book parh raha tha

Wife:Aj ye Q parh rahe ho G?

Sardar: Mujhe doctor ne kaha hai K kal BLOOD TEST hai is liye test ki tayari ker rha HON.
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« Reply #5 on: October 31, 2008, 11:11:27 AM »

Sardar Ji Apne Friend Se,



OYE gal Sunn



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oye! Tenu meri yaad nai andi?














Chal koi gal nai









Menu Kaun si andi h!!
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« Reply #6 on: November 06, 2008, 10:42:30 AM »

wah ZOYA wah  Cheesy
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« Reply #7 on: November 06, 2008, 03:16:28 PM »

Questions always starts with W

You know why

the spelling of Women starts with W..?

Because

All questions in the world starts with W..!

Such as.

who

why

what

when

which

whom

where

wife…?
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« Reply #8 on: November 06, 2008, 03:20:01 PM »

Sardar’s Poetry

khirki se dekha to gali mein koi nahi tha…

wah

wah

wah

khirki se dekha to gali mein koi nahi tha

gali mein ja ke dekha to khirki mein koi nahi tha
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« Reply #9 on: November 06, 2008, 03:33:49 PM »

Phone na kia kro DEAR

Mama hoti hain NEAR

Papa se lagta hai FEAR

Bat nhi hoti CLEAR

Dewaron k b hote hain EAR

Is lia SMS kro DEAR

No FEAR evrything clear
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« Reply #10 on: November 06, 2008, 03:35:16 PM »

Phone na kia kro DEAR

Mama hoti hain NEAR

Papa se lagta hai FEAR

Bat nhi hoti CLEAR

Dewaron k b hote hain EAR

Is lia SMS kro DEAR

No FEAR evrything clear
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« Reply #11 on: November 10, 2008, 02:10:07 PM »

Aik din aik pathan ki apnay baap say larrai ho gayee.. Us nai baap ki photo kabarastan main aik darakht per laga di aur us ke nechay likh diya..
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« Reply #12 on: November 14, 2008, 01:31:20 PM »

A MAN: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
MAN: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says
This is all Radio PAKISTAN!

 
Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi.
Wah! Kia Larki thee!
Wife: Akeli ayee hogi?
Husband: Tum ko kese pata?
Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha!

 
 
1 bat bataon RAAZ ki,
karo us larki se "AASHQI",
Jis k chehre pe ho "SAADGI",
Sanso mai ho "TAAZGI",
Chandni ho "CHAND ki,
Rani ho "RAAT" ki,
Khushbo ho "GULAB" ki,
Batein kare "PYAR" ki,
Nazuk ho "MIZAJ" ki,
Achi ho "IKHLAQ" ki,
Pabund ho "NAMAZ" ki,
Khidmat kare "MAA,BAAP" ki,
Or hamesha kahe!
"MAIN HON SIRF AAP KI"
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« Reply #13 on: December 30, 2008, 03:01:04 PM »

Arrrzzzz Haaaii


Hawa mein bindas ud raha tha galib?HuhHuh??.


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« Reply #14 on: December 30, 2008, 03:03:36 PM »

Nahi tera Nashiman
White House k Aiwanoun par

Tu BUsH hai Basera kr
JOOTON
ki Dukanoon per…….
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